Lindsay series by Richard Phillips
when skinny girls hear the end of Anaconda
vine by chrischris
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge
Tyra is all like, “jail, fashion capital of the WORLD”
Gays are so quick to play victim and scream about being accepted, but when the conversation turns to trans ppl, bisexual ppl, and ppl in the closet suddenly they’re not so keen on letting ppl live how they want to.
how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt
where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’